TOY BANDIT

First...you get yourself a new toy.

Then you settle down with it to give a bit of breaking in (you know, chew the ear off, slobber all over it, etc.). Make sure you have an audience.

But LOOK OUT!!! There are cat burglers in the house. The audacity. The un-dogness of it. Who does she think she is???

Bridget makes a bold move and skitters the squirrel under and around the chair legs with her little cat claws. What's a boy to do but watch in utter disbelief!

Oh dear. I've lost it. There's no hope of getting it back from her now. It's got kitty cooties.